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Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Cowboy Skull Crossed Guns T-Shirt

Too Old To Fight Too Slow To Run But I Can Still Shoot Cowboy Skull Crossed Guns T-Shirt

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Your Attitude. Your Humor. Your Story.

Create a vintage Western tee that celebrates your old-school toughness, rebellious personality, passion for shooting sports, and unapologetic sense of humor.

Featuring the bold statement:

“TOO OLD TO FIGHT, TOO SLOW TO RUN, BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT.”

A badass vintage cowboy design combining a rugged cowboy skeleton wearing a weathered Western hat, two crossed rifles, detailed skull artwork, bold distressed black typography, and classic old-school Western styling — creating a striking blend of shooting humor, cowboy toughness, rebellious confidence, and fearless personality.

Made for those who have grown older but haven't lost their edge, enjoy a little sarcastic humor, and believe that age is just a number when it comes to confidence and old-school attitude. 💀🤠🎯🔥

Material & Care

T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach or iron the print
  • Do not dry clean

Size Guide

Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.

S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"

Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.

For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.

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