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If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull American Flag Bull Head T-Shirt

If Genders Confuse You Go Milk A Bull American Flag Bull Head T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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Your Attitude. Your Humor. Your Story.

Create a vintage patriotic tee that celebrates your old-school country personality, sarcastic sense of humor, independent spirit, and unapologetic attitude.

Featuring the bold statement:

“IF GENDERS CONFUSE YOU, GO MILK A BULL.”

A rebellious vintage Western design combining a powerful longhorn bull head, distressed American flag patterns, rugged curved horns, bold black typography, and classic red-white-and-blue patriotic artwork — creating a striking blend of ranch-inspired humor, old-school American style, and provocative self-expression.

Made for those who appreciate country humor, enjoy bold statements, and aren't afraid to express their personality with a little sarcasm. 🐂🇺🇸🤠

Material & Care

T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach or iron the print
  • Do not dry clean

Size Guide

Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.

S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"

Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.

For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.

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