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I Will Put You in a Trunk and Help People Look for You Stop Playing With Me Funny Quote Unisex T-Shirt, Sarcastic Humor Everyday Streetwear
I Will Put You in a Trunk and Help People Look for You Stop Playing With Me Funny Quote Unisex T-Shirt, Sarcastic Humor Everyday Streetwear
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Your Attitude. Your Humor. Your Story.
Create a bold vintage graphic tee that celebrates your sarcastic sense of humor, fearless personality, rebellious spirit, and unapologetic no-nonsense attitude.
Featuring the savage statement:
“I WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FOR YOU. STOP PLAYING WITH ME.”
A bold minimalist design combining oversized black block lettering, stylish handwritten script, a clean typography-focused layout, and a striking black-and-white color scheme — creating an eye-catching blend of outrageous dark humor, sarcastic attitude, and fearless self-expression.
Made for those who appreciate exaggerated dark jokes, aren't easily impressed by nonsense, and enjoy making a statement with a little outrageous humor. Because sometimes a sarcastic warning says more than a thousand words! 😂🖤🔥
Material & Care
Material & Care
T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.
S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"
Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.
For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.
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