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GRUMPY OLD BITCHES CLUB LIFETIME MEMBER NO RULES NO FILTERS DON’T TEST ME Custom EST.Year Grumpy Old Club Cowgirl Skull Hoodie
GRUMPY OLD BITCHES CLUB LIFETIME MEMBER NO RULES NO FILTERS DON’T TEST ME Custom EST.Year Grumpy Old Club Cowgirl Skull Hoodie
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Your Year. Your Attitude. Your Story.
Create a personalized vintage hoodie that celebrates your fearless personality, sarcastic sense of humor, rebellious spirit, and unapologetic old-school attitude.
Featuring the bold statement:
“GRUMPY OLD BITCHES CLUB. LIFETIME MEMBER. NO RULES NO FILTERS. DON'T TEST ME.”
A rebellious vintage Western design combining a half-beautiful-woman, half-skeleton cowgirl portrait, a classic black cowboy hat with hot pink accents, flowing silver-gray hair, vibrant pink roses, cross jewelry, and bold Western-inspired typography — creating a striking blend of feminine charm, dark humor, and fearless confidence.
The finger-over-lips pose adds a mysterious, sassy touch, perfectly capturing the spirit of women who know their worth, live by their own rules, and have absolutely no patience for nonsense. 💀🌹💗
Your Year. Your Identity.
Make your hoodie uniquely yours with a personalized birth year or any meaningful year.
Example: EST. 1973
The matching front chest design features a beautiful half-woman, half-skeleton cowgirl portrait surrounded by vibrant pink roses, paired with your personalized EST. year.
Choose any year that holds special meaning to you.
Design Details
🔥 Large vintage back graphic featuring the complete statement:
GRUMPY OLD
BITCHES CLUB
LIFETIME MEMBER
NO RULES NO FILTERS
Don't Test Me
🔥 Matching front chest graphic featuring:
EST. 1973
💀 Half-beautiful-woman, half-skeleton cowgirl artwork blending feminine beauty with a rebellious personality
🤠 Classic black Western cowboy hat with hot pink accents and decorative cross details
🌹 Vibrant pink roses and flowing silver-gray hair adding a bold feminine Western touch
💗 Finger-over-lips pose expressing confidence, mystery, and a fearless attitude
✝️ Cross earrings and jewelry adding distinctive vintage-inspired details
✨ Bold hot pink and bright white typography with classic Western styling and elegant decorative accents
⭐ LIFETIME MEMBER and NO RULES NO FILTERS lettering celebrating independence, sharp humor, and unapologetic confidence
Choose Your Style
🧥 Pullover Hoodie
Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, girls' nights, country concerts, rodeos, and anyone who loves bold Western fashion, sarcastic humor, and rebellious feminine style.
A fun and unforgettable gift for moms, grandmas, sisters, best friends, and strong women who proudly belong to the Grumpy Old Bitches Club — lifetime members with no rules, no filters, and absolutely no patience for being tested. 💗🤘
Material & Care
Material & Care
T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.
S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"
Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.
For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.
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