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Custom Your Year You Ain't Getting Shit Santa Claus Middle Finger Funny Christmas T-shirt
Custom Your Year You Ain't Getting Shit Santa Claus Middle Finger Funny Christmas T-shirt
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This isn’t just a T-shirt; it’s a Christmas statement with zero filter. Featuring Santa in sunglasses, holding a drink and raising his middle finger, this irreverent design gives holiday cheer a rebellious twist. The bold message—“You Ain’t Getting Shit”—makes it clear that this year, the naughty list is getting the last laugh.
Key Features:
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Rebellious Santa Graphics: A cigar-smoking Santa, mirrored sunglasses, red gloves, and a cheeky gesture bring unapologetic humor to the classic Christmas character.
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Bold Festive Colors: Bright red and crisp white artwork stand out against the black tee, with distressed details adding a vintage-inspired finish.
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Personalized Front & Back Design: A compact Santa graphic with “You Ain’t” and your chosen “EST.” year decorates the chest, while the oversized back print delivers the full punchline.
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Classic Everyday Style: A crew neckline and short sleeves make this tee easy to pair with jeans or layer under a flannel for casual holiday gatherings.
Choose Your Year:
Give your holiday attitude a personal touch. Select your birth year to display EST. XXXX beneath the Santa artwork on the front.
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Generation X (Gen X): Born 1965–1980
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Baby Boomer (Boomer): Born 1946–1964
The example shown features EST. 1975. Your chosen year personalizes the chest graphic while the back keeps its bold Christmas statement.
A Gift for the Naughty List:
A funny Christmas or December birthday gift for friends and family who appreciate adult humor. Whether worn to a casual holiday party or given as a gag gift, this personalized front-and-back tee brings plenty of attitude to the festivities.
Material & Care
Material & Care
T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.
S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"
Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.
For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.
