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Custom Your Year You Ain't Getting Shit Santa Claus Middle Finger Funny Christmas Hoodie
Custom Your Year You Ain't Getting Shit Santa Claus Middle Finger Funny Christmas Hoodie
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This isn’t just a hoodie; it’s holiday attitude you can wear. Featuring a cigar-smoking Santa in mirrored sunglasses, holding a drink and raising his middle finger, this design gives Christmas tradition a cheeky twist. The bold message—“You Ain’t Getting Shit”—brings unapologetic humor to the festive season.
Key Features:
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Rebellious Santa Graphics: A classic red Santa hat, mountain-reflecting sunglasses, and an unmistakable gesture create a Christmas character with plenty of attitude.
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Striking Festive Contrast: Red accents and bold black lettering stand out against the white hoodie, while distressed graphic details add a rugged, vintage-inspired touch.
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Personalized Front & Back Design: A compact Santa illustration with “You Ain’t” and your chosen “EST.” year decorates the chest. The oversized back graphic delivers the full holiday punchline.
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Classic Pullover Details: A hood, front kangaroo pocket, and ribbed cuffs complete the casual look, ready to pair with jeans or joggers.
Choose Your Year:
Add a personal touch to your Christmas statement. Select your birth year to display EST. XXXX beneath the Santa artwork on the front.
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Generation X (Gen X): Born 1965–1980
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Baby Boomer (Boomer): Born 1946–1964
The example shown features EST. 1975. Your selected year personalizes the chest graphic while the back carries the full festive design.
A Gift for the Naughty List:
A funny Christmas or December birthday gift for friends and family who enjoy adult humor. From casual holiday gatherings to gift exchanges, this personalized front-and-back hoodie brings a rebellious sense of fun to the season.
Material & Care
Material & Care
T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.
S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"
Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.
For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.
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