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Custom EST Year I Have A Good Heart But Zero Patience Est 1970 Western Cowgirl Half Skull Rose Hoodie
Custom EST Year I Have A Good Heart But Zero Patience Est 1970 Western Cowgirl Half Skull Rose Hoodie
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Your Year. Your Attitude. Your Story.
Create a personalized vintage cowgirl hoodie that celebrates your kind heart, strong personality, fearless independence, and unapologetic sense of humor.
Featuring the sassy statement:
“I HAVE A GOOD HEART BUT ZERO PATIENCE.”
A bold vintage Western design combining a beautiful half-woman, half-skull cowgirl wearing a classic Western hat, long flowing wavy hair, a striking red rose, detailed black-and-white portrait artwork, and oversized distressed black typography — creating a unique blend of feminine beauty, dark humor, rebellious attitude, and timeless cowgirl confidence.
Made for women who have a genuinely good heart but absolutely no patience for drama, stupidity, or unnecessary nonsense. Because being kind doesn't mean you have to tolerate everything! 💀🤠🌹🔥
Your Year. Your Identity.
Make your hoodie uniquely yours with a personalized birth year or any meaningful year.
Example: GOOD HEART EST. 1970
The matching front chest design features a beautiful half-woman, half-skull cowgirl wearing a classic Western hat, with flowing wavy hair and a red rose, accompanied by the words GOOD HEART above and your personalized EST. year below.
Choose any year that holds special meaning to you.
Good Heart. Zero Patience. No Apologies.
Celebrate the perfect balance between kindness, honesty, confidence, and a little rebellious attitude.
“I HAVE A GOOD HEART” expresses the loving, caring, and genuine personality of a woman who values kindness, loyalty, and treating people with respect.
“BUT ZERO PATIENCE” delivers the perfect sarcastic punchline — because having a good heart doesn't mean having unlimited tolerance for drama, foolishness, or people who constantly test your limits.
Together, these words create a funny and relatable statement for women who love deeply, speak honestly, set strong boundaries, and refuse to waste their time on unnecessary nonsense.
A good heart and zero patience can absolutely belong to the same woman.
Design Details
🔥 Large vintage back graphic featuring the complete statement:
🔥 Matching front chest logo featuring:
GOOD HEART
EST. 1970
💀 Beautiful half-woman, half-skull cowgirl portrait combining feminine beauty with dark gothic artwork, representing the contrast between a kind heart and a fearless personality
🤠 Classic Western cowboy hat featuring distressed textures, decorative metal studs, and a prominent star emblem, creating a rugged yet elegant cowgirl-inspired appearance
🖤 Long flowing wavy hair with detailed black-and-white shading, adding beauty, movement, and feminine Western character
🌹 Striking red rose positioned beneath the cowgirl portrait, symbolizing love, passion, beauty, and strength
🤍 Detailed grayscale facial artwork featuring one half as a beautiful woman with elegant makeup and the other half as a realistic skull, creating a dramatic visual contrast
🔥 Bold distressed black I HAVE A lettering introducing the playful statement
🖤 Oversized distressed black GOOD HEART typography creating a powerful visual focal point and emphasizing the caring side of the message
⭐ Decorative black horizontal accents surrounding the BUT lettering, enhancing the balanced vintage Western composition
💪 Large distressed black ZERO PATIENCE lettering delivering the hilarious final punchline
❤️ Bright red rose artwork creating a striking contrast against the monochrome design and white hoodie
✨ Classic black-and-white vintage artwork with a bold red floral accent, combining feminine elegance, gothic character, and rebellious Western style
🤠 Detailed Western hat, flowing hair, and realistic skull illustration enhancing the rugged yet sophisticated cowgirl aesthetic
💖 I HAVE A GOOD HEART lettering celebrating kindness, loyalty, compassion, and genuine intentions
🔥 BUT ZERO PATIENCE lettering expressing sharp humor, outspoken confidence, strong boundaries, and absolutely no tolerance for unnecessary drama
Choose Your Style
🧥 Pullover Hoodie
Choose your favorite color and proudly express your kind heart, fearless personality, and sarcastic sense of humor.
Perfect for everyday wear, casual outings, country concerts, girls' nights, Western-themed events, birthday celebrations, weekend adventures, and anyone who appreciates vintage cowgirl artwork, gothic skull designs, bold feminine humor, and rebellious Western fashion.
A funny and memorable gift for moms, grandmas, wives, sisters, girlfriends, best friends, cowgirl lovers, Boomers, Gen X women, and anyone who has a heart of gold but absolutely no patience for nonsense.
Good Heart. Strong Woman. Zero Patience. No Apologies. 💀🤠🌹🔥
Material & Care
Material & Care
T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or iron the print
- Do not dry clean
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.
S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"
Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.
For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.
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