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Crap Turns Out This Is My Circus And Those Are My Monkeys Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt

Crap Turns Out This Is My Circus And Those Are My Monkeys Funny Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt

Regular price $28.99 USD
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Your Freedom. Your Attitude. Your Story.

Create a vintage patriotic tee that celebrates American independence, Revolutionary War history, rebellious humor, and fearless old-school spirit.

Featuring the bold statement:

“SUCK IT ENGLAND — George Washington — 1776”

A rebellious vintage American design combining a classic George Washington portrait wearing dark sunglasses, a raised finger gesture, a distressed American flag background, bold black typography, decorative patriotic stars, and the historic year 1776 — creating a striking blend of American history, patriotic pride, sarcastic humor, and unapologetic independence.

Made for those who appreciate American history, celebrate the spirit of independence, and enjoy a little rebellious humor with their patriotic style. 🇺🇸🔥😎

Material & Care

T-Shirts: 100% ring-spun cotton — soft, breathable, and built to last.
Sweatshirts: 60% cotton, 40% polyester — warm, structured, and pill-resistant.

Care instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach or iron the print
  • Do not dry clean

Size Guide

Measure around the fullest part of your chest and refer to the chart below.

S — Chest 37–40" / 94–102 cm | Waist 29–32" | Hip 35–37.5"
M — Chest 40–43" / 102–109 cm | Waist 32–35" | Hip 37.5–41"
L — Chest 43–46" / 109–117 cm | Waist 35–38" | Hip 41–44"
XL — Chest 46–49" / 117–124 cm | Waist 38–43" | Hip 44–47"
2XL — Chest 49–53" / 124–135 cm | Waist 43–47.5" | Hip 47–50.5"
3XL — Chest 53–57" / 135–145 cm | Waist 47.5–52.5" | Hip 50.5–53.5"
4XL — Chest 57–61" / 145–155 cm | Waist 52.5–57" | Hip 53.5–58.5"

Regular fit. If you are between sizes, choose the larger size for a roomier fit.

For any questions, feel free to email us at contact@oldbornclub.com — we're here to help. All our designs are original creations by our team. If you spot any copying or infringement on other platforms, please report it to us via email. Once confirmed, we'll reward you with an 8% discount coupon as a thank-you.

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